Saturday, February 14, 2009
Now we really have moved
Hbblogs has our new feed up and this blog will not be used any longer. www.updatedwaytoomuch.wordpress.com
Friday, February 13, 2009
Know Your Greeters
You know, the ones at Wal-Mart. They stand there for hours on end welcoming customers to their store; instead of just saying hello or giving them the finger, why not try to get to know them? Thoughts? Who is your favorite greeter?
Happy Singers Awareness Day
Oh, the joy of Valentine's Day. Flowers at work, a nice romantic dinner with soft music to muffle the other diners. And the grand finale.... sharing a box of chocolates in the candle light with just the right music playing in the background to set the mood.
Take time today to remember the singers and musicians that make your love life possible.
What's your favorite love song.
Take time today to remember the singers and musicians that make your love life possible.
What's your favorite love song.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Toe to toe: stairs vs coaches
Stairs are great. They get you to the top and give you great exercise.
Great coaches do the same.
Winner: Coaches: they are more inspiring.
Great coaches do the same.
Winner: Coaches: they are more inspiring.
Valentine candy of the day: Big Hershey Kiss
Give your special someone a big kiss for Valentine's Day. A definite step up from sugar hearts and lollipops.... this is chocolate! Not the real good chocolate, but chocolate none the less. (Never get Dollar Tree valentine chocolate. ICK!That stuff doesn't count as chocolate.)
At only three dollars a pop, you'll have plenty left over for a nice card or some flowers. Or both.
At only three dollars a pop, you'll have plenty left over for a nice card or some flowers. Or both.
Viruses
There are all kinds, from ones that make your computer sick to those in the form of videos that are seen everywhere. None are very much fun. What do you think?
Thoughts to think about
There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen. (Alexandre Dumas)
What do you do? Mason
What do you do when someone was going to do something, and it didn't happen and you can't get a hold of them?
Unimaginative Scanners
You know those at the store that just go 'Beep' when the bored-out-of-their-mind clerks scan an item? Why can't they play multiple beeps, or maybe a catchy tune like this:
Stupid Hburgnews trick: Where is Mason?
Unfortunately hburgnews does not have a trick to find Mason. Attention Hburgnews! Please install a bat phone to Mason.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Valentine candy of the day: Nasty candy hearts
Nothing says I l0ve you like chalky sugar hearts that say B MINE or I LOVE U. OK so I lied. Lots of things say I love you much better, but these little boxes of pastel hearts are a Valentines Day staple. And the little boogers are cheap.
Do you like these little hearts? What's your favorite saying?
Do you like these little hearts? What's your favorite saying?
Stupid Hburgnews trick: Pictures
You can use Hburgnews to see pictures of Harrisonburg. Just scroll down a ways and look in the left sidebar.
A new gap...
...or, what people see when the plumber bends over. There are all kinds of gaps, even tooth gaps. Do you like gaps?
Name that jingle (part II)
"Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowwwwww"
The wonderful www: Darwin Awards
Why is it funny to hear the most stupid ways people die? I don't know. But it is.
Thoughts to think about
If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought. (Dennis Roth)
Monday, February 9, 2009
What do you do?
Do you ever take a small sample of produce in the grocery store? You know..... pop in a grape when no one is looking?
APB Where is Mason?
Anyone know if Mason of Hbblogs is ok? I've been trying to get in touch with him and so far no luck.
Name that jingle (part I)
"What do you want, good grammar or good taste?"
Yahooing and googleing not allowed.
Yahooing and googleing not allowed.
5 things
5 things I like about February.
1. Snow
2. Valentine's day
3. Chocolate
4. Chocolate
5. Chocolate
What do you like about February?
1. Snow
2. Valentine's day
3. Chocolate
4. Chocolate
5. Chocolate
What do you like about February?
What are you drinking?
Right now, what are you drinking and what are the top 4 ingredients? My top four are
- carbonated water
- high fructose corn syrup
- concentrated orange juice
- citric acid
toe to toe: kazoo vs slide whistle
Don't laugh. I want to learn a musical instrument. Any old person can learn piano or guitar, or even the saxophone. I want something different. Something to wow people at parties. Something I can carry around in my pocket. First my thoughts turned to the harmonica. But lot's of people can play those. Not unique enough. My two choice.... the kazoo or the slide whistle.
For those of you that don't think these are serious instruments.......
The slide whistle
The Kazoo
Winner: I'm thinking kazoo. What do you think
For those of you that don't think these are serious instruments.......
The slide whistle
The Kazoo
Winner: I'm thinking kazoo. What do you think
The wonderful www: Imagination^3
This is the coolest site ever. Really, even those of you here by accident are going to love this.
You get to draw and make shapes and stamp. That's not so novel, the thing that sets this site apart is that you can draw at the same time as a friend. You can make pictures together. Enter in your friend's email and when they accept you will see two crayons. You can even chat together. Probably would be best to decide on a time beforehand.
This would be a great team building exercise for work. ;) Go check it out.
Did you draw too much today?
You get to draw and make shapes and stamp. That's not so novel, the thing that sets this site apart is that you can draw at the same time as a friend. You can make pictures together. Enter in your friend's email and when they accept you will see two crayons. You can even chat together. Probably would be best to decide on a time beforehand.
This would be a great team building exercise for work. ;) Go check it out.
Did you draw too much today?
Stupid Hburgnews trick: craigs list
If you are on hburgnews.com and you want to visit craigslist, but are too lazy to type out c r a i g s l i s t . c o m you can just click local links and choose the one marked craigslist. Takes you straight to the Harrisonburg listings.
How nice is that?
How nice is that?
Shower curtains
My shower curtain has ducks on it. And it sticks to me when I shower.
What does your shower curtain look like? How do you keep it from sticking to you?
What does your shower curtain look like? How do you keep it from sticking to you?
Thoughts to think about (part VII)
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. (Elbert Hubbard)
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Toe to toe; sweatpants vs leggings
Good ol' comfy sweatpants. It just doesn't get any better than this..... if you're going for feel alone. Plenty of room, soft fuzzy inside, elastic waste, and oh so cozy. Stress melts away when you slip into your favorite set of sweats. I could live in these things, which brings us tot eh problem. YOU CAN'T WEAR THEM ANYWHERE! I mean ANYWHERE. Not even walmart. Unless you want to look like a total loser. No one looks good in sweatpants. They make you look like a toddler with dirty pjs on. You can only wear them at home when no one's around.
Ahhhhhh, but leggings..... you can wear those. Stretchy, so they feel pretty good. Better than jeans with a too tight wasteband. Plus most peple look semi-presentable in them if the shirt is long enough to cover your patootie.
Winner: Leggings (unless your a man or way overweight)
Ahhhhhh, but leggings..... you can wear those. Stretchy, so they feel pretty good. Better than jeans with a too tight wasteband. Plus most peple look semi-presentable in them if the shirt is long enough to cover your patootie.
Winner: Leggings (unless your a man or way overweight)
I'm floored!
Heads up to all of you out there thinking of getting new floor stuff. Don't get tiles or a roll of plastic stuff that even resembles tiles. Darling Wifey says mops don't work well at getting gunk out of the cracks.
What kind of floor do you have?
What kind of floor do you have?
Things to think about(part VI)
Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. (Polish Proverb)
Stripes with Plaid
I think stripes go great with plaid. Especially if I'm wearing crocs. My favorite outfit is an orange and green striped shirt with white background, and purple and brown plaid shorts with small yellow lines through it. And my read crocs over black knee socks.
What's your favorite outfit?
What's your favorite outfit?
Stupid Yahoo! Trick
Type something in the Search field, then press Enter. Voila! Yahoo is good enough to bring you a list of sites that match your query. Cool, huh? Do you Yahoo?
The wonderful www. : Rhyme Zone
If you want to make a rhyme;
But don't think you have the time.
Don't throw in the towel just yet;
Here's some advice you won't regret.
Off to Rhyme Zone you should go;
For all the rhymes you need to know.
Click "go get it" on that site;
Then your rhymes will be alright.
Will you write poetry
for me?
But don't think you have the time.
Don't throw in the towel just yet;
Here's some advice you won't regret.
Off to Rhyme Zone you should go;
For all the rhymes you need to know.
Click "go get it" on that site;
Then your rhymes will be alright.
Will you write poetry
for me?
Stupid Hburgnews trick: what's going on?
Click on Hburg Happenings and you can see that hburgnews readers find exciting in Harrisonburg. Don't rely on this for all your entertainment needs. Not much going on.
What do you do for fun?
What do you do for fun?
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Celery
ICK! Unless it has ranch dip to jump in. Or you can stuff it full of cheese ball. It's good that way too.
Tell me about your celery experiences.
Tell me about your celery experiences.
The end to stupid google tricks
Stupid google tricks will now be exclusively found on updatedallthetime, since it seems to upset Renee that we can also find stupid google tricks. Some people don't handle competition well and if this will make their lives a little brighter, we feel it's the friendly thing to do.
Do you like stupid tricks?
Do you like stupid tricks?
Toe to toe: duct tape vs scotch tape
Ummm really it's not even close.
Scotch tape is great for wrapping presents and fixing ripped book pages, but that's about it. It's kind of wimpy and weak. Anemic looking if you ask me.
Wow! But Duct Tape is like the He-man of tapes. Just pick up a roll and you know you're in for a treat. Fix your ducts, make a prom dress, hold your car together. I bet you could even rescue a drowning puppy with it. Only thing you can't do is fix those ripped pages.
Winner: Duct tape. And, yes, I have wrapped presents with it.
Scotch tape is great for wrapping presents and fixing ripped book pages, but that's about it. It's kind of wimpy and weak. Anemic looking if you ask me.
Wow! But Duct Tape is like the He-man of tapes. Just pick up a roll and you know you're in for a treat. Fix your ducts, make a prom dress, hold your car together. I bet you could even rescue a drowning puppy with it. Only thing you can't do is fix those ripped pages.
Winner: Duct tape. And, yes, I have wrapped presents with it.
What do you do?
What do you do when a restaurant's bathroom is out of paper towels and doesn't have a hand dryer?
We're moving
I'm taking Josh's advice and moving to wordpress. Hopefully this will help with some problems we were having like not being able to display recent comments on the sidebar. I'm also hopeful that once hbblogs switches to our new address our comments will start appearing on the hbblogs site.
You can see our new home at www.updatedwaytoomuch.wordpress.com
Do you like the new look?
You can see our new home at www.updatedwaytoomuch.wordpress.com
Do you like the new look?
Mail bag (part V): Seesaws vs. teeter-totters
"See-saw" seems to be an eastern term based on my survey of two people from the midwest and far west who call them "teeter-totters." In kindergarten I jumped off the teeter-totter when my end was on the ground. The other rider plunged, the teacher scolded me, and now I think teeter-totters are scary.
What do you call these simple machines: t-totters or s-saws? Why "see-saw?" What's that all about? "I see; you saw???" Do you think that "teeter-totter" sounds kind of wussy?
Stupid google trick: Math
Just type in the math problem and hit enter. Ok, I didn't believe it at first. Could google really do math? I just had to try it out.
3 + 2 = 5
(3 + 2) * 9 = 45
Well that's nice. But how about the harder stuff.....((8^2) + 6) / sqrt(100) = 7
Hey, Hey! Not bad.Think about it (part V)
Though I believe in liberalism, I find it difficult to believe in liberals. (G.K. Chesterton)
Site we like: Hburgnews
Yup, I like hburgnews.com Mainly because so many of our readers come from there. But also because I sometimes learn something useful...... like which roads to avoid because of ice.
You can do lots of things with Hburgnews. For instance you can..., no, but that is a post all to it's self. I feel inspiration for a new series. Stupid hburgnews tricks!
You can do lots of things with Hburgnews. For instance you can..., no, but that is a post all to it's self. I feel inspiration for a new series. Stupid hburgnews tricks!
Friday, February 6, 2009
Decision making
Einy meeny miny moe...
One potato, two potato, three potato......
Bubble gum, bubble gum, in a dish..
What do you do to make decisions?
One potato, two potato, three potato......
Bubble gum, bubble gum, in a dish..
What do you do to make decisions?
Too much just ain't enough!
We want way too much! Remember, thought provoking questions and topics are always welcome.
Gosh, who am I foolin'? All questions and topics are welcome. What's on your mind?
updatedwaytoomuch@gmail.com
Gosh, who am I foolin'? All questions and topics are welcome. What's on your mind?
updatedwaytoomuch@gmail.com
Local blog of the week: Part Time Gamer
Golly, a whole blog devoted to video games. What's the latest on Atari? Just kidding.....
It appears to be run by two guys, Brian and Justin, and while the title suggests they are gamers only part time, I don't believe it. From the looks of the blog they do games full time, how else could they come up with so much to say about video games? Oh, BINGO! Maybe they use our very first stupid google trick and search video game related words to find things to post about.
Looks like things have come a long way since Pac-man and Space Invaders. Gone are the days of a poorly defined pie graph munching trix and mutated jelly fish attacking a chess pawn. No, now you can be a rifle toting white guy shooting diseased Africans. Much more thrilling!
So if you want to know what's new in the game world Parttimegamer.blogspot.com is the place to go.
It appears to be run by two guys, Brian and Justin, and while the title suggests they are gamers only part time, I don't believe it. From the looks of the blog they do games full time, how else could they come up with so much to say about video games? Oh, BINGO! Maybe they use our very first stupid google trick and search video game related words to find things to post about.
Looks like things have come a long way since Pac-man and Space Invaders. Gone are the days of a poorly defined pie graph munching trix and mutated jelly fish attacking a chess pawn. No, now you can be a rifle toting white guy shooting diseased Africans. Much more thrilling!
So if you want to know what's new in the game world Parttimegamer.blogspot.com is the place to go.
Site we like: Massanutten Regional Library
Forget wasting a trip downtown just to find the library doesn't have the book you want. Check online before you guzzle that gas. Hey, and if you like to avoid the downtown riffraff you can use one of the other locations. There's even a branch in Bergton.
Have you been to a library lately?
Have you been to a library lately?
Mail bag (part IV)
Are you wearing socks with holes in them? When I was a kid, my mom used to sew the holes up, but it left a weird seam over my toes. Ugh!!! Now when I have holes in my socks, I kind of bunch the material together (usually between my big toe and second toe) and stuff my foot into a shoe. After the hole covers two toes, I turn them into dust cloths. Do you think I'm lazy? What do you do with your holey socks?
Great stuff
Great Stuff is really great stuff. Kind of like caulk but much more fun to use. Where have you used Great Stuff?
Toe to toe: Dogs vs kids
Dogs keep you up at night, puke on the carpet, eat thing found laying in the yard, leave muddy footprints on your newly mopped floor and don't let you know they need a potty break until it's too late.
Kids, well, same goes for them.
Dogs reward you with sloppy kisses and an excuses to go to the park and play catch.
Kids do the same with the added bonus of unrecognizable paintings to hang on you refrigerator.
Winner: If you think it's even comparable you obviously don't have kids.
Kids, well, same goes for them.
Dogs reward you with sloppy kisses and an excuses to go to the park and play catch.
Kids do the same with the added bonus of unrecognizable paintings to hang on you refrigerator.
Winner: If you think it's even comparable you obviously don't have kids.
Best invention. EVER!
The spork.
How can you not love the spork. It's like an American icon. What's more American than a plastic wrapped Taco Bell fork? Nothing. That's what. Only problem is they don't last very long. So what is more American that solving a problem? Nothing! And that's just what has happened. Behold..... a titanium spork!
How can you not love the spork. It's like an American icon. What's more American than a plastic wrapped Taco Bell fork? Nothing. That's what. Only problem is they don't last very long. So what is more American that solving a problem? Nothing! And that's just what has happened. Behold..... a titanium spork!
Think about it (part IV)
“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but mockery is not.”
(Confucitarian)
(Confucitarian)
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Stupid google trick: " "
When doing a google search, if you put your search words in quotation marks google will pull up results in which contain those words exactly as you typed them, in the exact order you typed them, with nothing between them.
Football vs. Basketball
Football: Oddly shaped ball that people throw and kick.
Basketball: Round ball that people throw.
Winner: Football.
Basketball: Round ball that people throw.
Winner: Football.
Think about it (part III)
The high cost of living isn't so bad if you don't have to pay for it.
(Don Marquis)
(Don Marquis)
What do you do with your junk mail
Are you one of those clever people who stuff the whole mess back in the return envelope and mail it back? Do you just trash them? recycle?
Music in my ears
Eminem's back!
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
Toe to toe: markers vs crayons
Ooooo, this is a toughie!
My first thought is to declare markers the winner. These puppies are a joy to color with, and are energy efficient as well. You don't have to expend any extra energy to get add nice vivid colors to your artwork. They glide over the paper so nice like a slug on an oil slick. Goodbye hand cramps. But......
Crayons are just so darn versatile and they come in a wider selection of colors. You can color lightly or darkly, you can make leaf rubbings, you can press real hard and make a picture and then cover the picture in black paint and make some super neat things to hand on the fridge. You can even make your own multicolored carbon paper. And they melt. Yup, crayons are really cool.
Winner: Crayons.... unless the markers are scented, then it's a toss up
My first thought is to declare markers the winner. These puppies are a joy to color with, and are energy efficient as well. You don't have to expend any extra energy to get add nice vivid colors to your artwork. They glide over the paper so nice like a slug on an oil slick. Goodbye hand cramps. But......
Crayons are just so darn versatile and they come in a wider selection of colors. You can color lightly or darkly, you can make leaf rubbings, you can press real hard and make a picture and then cover the picture in black paint and make some super neat things to hand on the fridge. You can even make your own multicolored carbon paper. And they melt. Yup, crayons are really cool.
Winner: Crayons.... unless the markers are scented, then it's a toss up
Homework excuses
I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.
I left it in a hymn book in the choir loft, having used it to mark my solo.
I didn't do my homework because I hurt my hand playing with Wii.
What excuses have you used?
I left it in a hymn book in the choir loft, having used it to mark my solo.
I didn't do my homework because I hurt my hand playing with Wii.
What excuses have you used?
I've been thinking
What about you? What do you think about? Thoughts? What do you think about thinking?
Every 14 days
Every 14 days two weeks have gone past. The really interesting thing is that every 14 days it is the same day as when you started counting. See watch this:
0. Wednesday
1.Thursday
2. Friday
3. Saturday
4.Sunday
5.Monday
6.Tuesday
7. Wednesday
8. Thursday
9. Friday
10. Saturday
11. Sunday
12. Monday
13.Tuesday
14. Wednesday
You can start with any day you want. It always works.
0. Wednesday
1.Thursday
2. Friday
3. Saturday
4.Sunday
5.Monday
6.Tuesday
7. Wednesday
8. Thursday
9. Friday
10. Saturday
11. Sunday
12. Monday
13.Tuesday
14. Wednesday
You can start with any day you want. It always works.
Mail bag (part III)
Do all the announcers on the NPR talk shows sound the same to you? Can you remember the names of these announcers, or are they all named "Tom?"
sites we like: Failblog
I visit Failblog.org every day. Sometimes multiple times. It makes me feel smart.
Great idea
First clothing maker to do this will be rolling it moola. Make adult sized onsies. What do you think? Would you wear them or buy them for your plumber?
Choice: Blueberries
When you buy frozen blueberries do you thaw them before eating or just pop the frosty orbs in cold?
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Check your tires
Driving on tires with inadequate tread is not only illegal, it's also dangerous. Check out this site that offers great advice about how to check your tread depth using a penny and a quarter. It even has pictures
Choice: Speak up or not
What would you do if you noticed someone's wardrobe was about to malfunction or in the process of malfunctioning? Do you speak up and let them know or look away and say nothing?
Stupid google trick: spelling
Google is great to use when you don't know how to spell a word. Just type your best guess and Google reads you mind and says "Did you mean-----?" Gets it right almost every time.
thousand...million...billion...trillion
Don't ya just a hate it when no one call 'ready' when playing hide and seek and you're it?
Toe to toe: bar soap vs liquid body wash
There's something nice and solid about good old fashioned bar soap. It always leaves behind a clean fresh scent. And this stuff is cheap too. And lasts forever, unless you accidently leave it behind in a tub full of water.
I like the variety of scents the liquid wash comes in. I turns the every day, same ol' same ol' shower into a tropical experience. I can just hear the ukulele lazily strumming in the background while the scent of coconut and orchids envelopes me.
Winner: Your coworkers.
I like the variety of scents the liquid wash comes in. I turns the every day, same ol' same ol' shower into a tropical experience. I can just hear the ukulele lazily strumming in the background while the scent of coconut and orchids envelopes me.
Winner: Your coworkers.
One thing is not suffering in this economy
And that is my ability to think of something to post nearly every hour. Do you think I post often enough? Not enough? Too much?
Time to upgrade?
Updatedwaytoomuch is an even bigger success that I imagined it would be. I'm thinking of moving to wordpress. It seems to have some features that blogspot just doesn't have. Which service do you like best?
Eyebrows
My eyebrows are not perfectly symmetrical. I think the one on the left side of the mirror arches slightly more and the one on the right is a little fuller. Tell me about your eyebrows. Do you tweeze or wax?
What do you call it?
'Soda', 'pop', 'cola', 'soft drink' or 'coke'? Or do you call it something else?
I wonder...
How was the toothpick invented? Thoughts? Feel free to comment and tell me your experience with toothpicks.
Mail bag (part II)
Do you make hot cocoa from a recipe, buy it in a box, or do you drink tea?
Oh, sweet cocoa! Those seemingly water proof packets filled with chocolaty sugary powdery just waiting to be lovingly stirred into steaming hot water. Be still my heart. And to think that it can get even better. Yup, marshmallows. sigh Those little rock hard balls of floating goodness melting into the inky depths of heaven in a mug. Take me away!
Oh, sweet cocoa! Those seemingly water proof packets filled with chocolaty sugary powdery just waiting to be lovingly stirred into steaming hot water. Be still my heart. And to think that it can get even better. Yup, marshmallows. sigh Those little rock hard balls of floating goodness melting into the inky depths of heaven in a mug. Take me away!
Favorite punctuation mark?
What's your favorite punctuation mark? The period? The semicolon? The comma? Exclamation point?
Do you think you can guess which punctuation mark is my favorite? How much would you be willing to bet? Do I use this punctuation mark enough?
Do you think you can guess which punctuation mark is my favorite? How much would you be willing to bet? Do I use this punctuation mark enough?
Site we like: hbblogs.com
Most likely if you are reading this right now you got here from hbblogs.com and already know what a phantasmagorical(that's the word of the day) place it is. It's like no other place on the planet. It's got everything, including this blog. If you want to know what's going on in Harrisonburg and the surrounding area that's the place to go.
Can you use phantasmagorical in a sentence?
Can you use phantasmagorical in a sentence?
Sights we like
Ha, I bet you think 'sights' is a typo and I really should have typed 'sites'. But, no. I typed exactly what I meant. I love the sight of snowflakes falling out of a dark sky. Turn on the back door light and watch the silvery fairies drift out of black oblivion and crash into the patio like Kamikazes.
Think about it
"I'd love to see what would happen if you dropped a cigarette into a gas tank." (overheard at gas station)
Toe to toe: Taco Bell vs Mcdonald's
Mystery meat on a bun vs mystery meat in a shell. It boggles the mind.
McDonald's has the Dollar menu but Taco Bell's scrumptious selections start at just 79 cents. You can buy a feast for less than $3. And the sauce packets......Mild, Hot or Fire. Whooo, I'm on fire today! Mild mannered ketchup just can't keep up.
Winner: Yo quiero Taco Bell.
McDonald's has the Dollar menu but Taco Bell's scrumptious selections start at just 79 cents. You can buy a feast for less than $3. And the sauce packets......Mild, Hot or Fire. Whooo, I'm on fire today! Mild mannered ketchup just can't keep up.
Winner: Yo quiero Taco Bell.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Ouch!
I got a paper cut opening mail today. It hurts. Tell me about your last paper cut. What was it like?
Cool thing about me
If I blink my eyes really really fast one time, I don't even notice that my eyes have been closed. But if I do it repeatedly my eyelids get tired and I get a little off balance. How does Huge Grant do it? What am I doing wrong? Are there some eyelid exercise that I could benefit from?
Stupid google trick: Language tools
Wow! Just look what I can do. I can translate anything I want into almost any language I want. Just give the little blue words "language tools" a click and revel in the possibilities. If you don't speak one of the languages offered, you probably have no need for the internet anyway. Just take a look. I can translate my tag line into linguistic smorgasbord. Feast your eyes on this.
French--Partagez des conseils ou des nouvelles idées avec nous. Je veux Updatedwaytoomuch@gmail.com Way Too Much Mise à jour d'être un succès.
Thai ใช้งานร่วมกันใดๆที่ข่าวเคล็ดลับหรือเรื่องราวความคิดเห็นกับเรา. Updatedwaytoomuch@gmail.com ฉันต้องการปรับปรุงวิถีมากเกินไปที่ดีที่สุดที่จะประสบความสำเร็จ.
Romanian Ponderea orice Stiri sfaturi sau povestea cu idei noi. Updatedwaytoomuch@gmail.com Vreau Actualizat mult prea mult pentru a fi un succes zdrobitor.
Spanish Compartir noticias o consejos de ideas con nosotros. Actualizado Updatedwaytoomuch@gmail.com quiero demasiado para ser un éxito sensacional
And back in to English --Share news tips or ideas with us. Updated Updatedwaytoomuch@gmail.com too want to be a smashing success.
Engrish here I come.
French--Partagez des conseils ou des nouvelles idées avec nous. Je veux Updatedwaytoomuch@gmail.com Way Too Much Mise à jour d'être un succès.
Thai ใช้งานร่วมกันใดๆที่ข่าวเคล็ดลับหรือเรื่องราวความคิดเห็นกับเรา. Updatedwaytoomuch@gmail.com ฉันต้องการปรับปรุงวิถีมากเกินไปที่ดีที่สุดที่จะประสบความสำเร็จ.
Romanian Ponderea orice Stiri sfaturi sau povestea cu idei noi. Updatedwaytoomuch@gmail.com Vreau Actualizat mult prea mult pentru a fi un succes zdrobitor.
Spanish Compartir noticias o consejos de ideas con nosotros. Actualizado Updatedwaytoomuch@gmail.com quiero demasiado para ser un éxito sensacional
And back in to English --Share news tips or ideas with us. Updated Updatedwaytoomuch@gmail.com too want to be a smashing success.
Engrish here I come.
Site we like: EBAY
Is there any place more fantastical than ebay.com? It's like having Walmart at your fingertips, only much better. If you want it, Ebay has it. Board game you loved as a child, part for your car, book you don't want to get in your car and drive to the store to find out they don't have it in stock, old top secret underground government bunker, senate seat? Yes, they're just a bid a way. What's the best thing you ever got on ebay?
Mail bag
From a faithful reader: Do you wear boots when the snowfall is only 4 inches, or do you soak your shoes? Don't you hate wet sock?
Fantastic question and I'm glad you asked. I have this neat little trick I use when it snows. I take old Walmart bags and recycle them by putting them over my shoes and using a rubber band to hold them in place. All that grimy grey slush doesn't stand a chance against my polyethylene forcefield. This bag trick works equally well with Food Lion bags as well as Target bags. Just be careful, plastic sleds might not zoom like a rocket on a hill but plastic covered sneakers sure do move like lightning when you least expect them to. And yup, I hat wet socks. Those are worse than wet shoes.
How about the rest of you? How did you dress your feet today?
Fantastic question and I'm glad you asked. I have this neat little trick I use when it snows. I take old Walmart bags and recycle them by putting them over my shoes and using a rubber band to hold them in place. All that grimy grey slush doesn't stand a chance against my polyethylene forcefield. This bag trick works equally well with Food Lion bags as well as Target bags. Just be careful, plastic sleds might not zoom like a rocket on a hill but plastic covered sneakers sure do move like lightning when you least expect them to. And yup, I hat wet socks. Those are worse than wet shoes.
How about the rest of you? How did you dress your feet today?
My belly button is not a true circle.
It's more of an oblong shape. Like an oval. What shape is yours?
Are you wasting ink?
I noticed a few years ago that when writing a check there is no need to write out the word "Dollars" when writing out the amount. It's already printed on the check. Say you have a bill to pay in the amount of $65.98. All you have to write is Sixty-five and 98/100. If you write "dollars" it will end up saying Sixty-five Dollars and 98/100 dollars. What a redundant waste of ink.
How I explain where babies come from:
Well, um, it's like this you see... Um, uh, like, first you get on a plane, and then you get off and then back on again. And take a very dangerous flight back home, and ummmm, visit your daughter in the hospital and ... that's where babies come from. Post your thoughts and experiences.
If a Person Falls on the Ice...
...and nobody sees it, did they really fall? Judging by the bruise on my hand yes, yes they do. Tell me about your experience walking on ice. Have you fallen too? What was that like?
A Tale of Two Darren's
Which Darren on Bewitched do you prefer, Dick York or Dick Sargeant? I think York was better...what do you think?
Toe to toe: quanity versus quality:
I'm hoping quantity wins on this one. Tell me what you think multiple times.
Toe to toe: runner sled vs plastic
Gotta love the old runner sleds. Wax up the runners and you just fly down the hill. Best of all you can steer and you fly past your friends on those new fangled sleds. Man, with a thin layer of ice to top off the snow you feel like you're going to give off a sonic boom. Only one draw back. You have to have a firm trail. That's where the plastic sled comes in.
These babies are great on fluffy snow. You can putter down the hill while the runners are stuck at the top unable to move an inch. Plastic sleds are the trail blazers. Boldly going where no sled has gone before. Kinda like the brave guy with a machete hacking his way through the jungle. The snow jungle.
Winner? You. If you have one of each.
These babies are great on fluffy snow. You can putter down the hill while the runners are stuck at the top unable to move an inch. Plastic sleds are the trail blazers. Boldly going where no sled has gone before. Kinda like the brave guy with a machete hacking his way through the jungle. The snow jungle.
Winner? You. If you have one of each.
Three things that make me move
Eye of the Tiger-- I just have to get up and run when I hear this. It's impossible to sit still and listen to that.
Incoming swarm of bees-- This always gets me up and moving.
My middle school PE teacher-- Scary
What makes you move?
Incoming swarm of bees-- This always gets me up and moving.
My middle school PE teacher-- Scary
What makes you move?
Stupid google trick:
If you click on the search button it pulls up all sorts of sites of possible interest for you to choose from. If you feel lucky it takes you directly to a site and you don't get to pick. How lucky do you feel?
Monday, February 2, 2009
Is it just me?
What does the line "There's a bathroom on the right" have to do with a Bad Moon Rising? I don't think I want to see that kind of moon. What do you think?
Choice: To flush or not to flush.
You know how the rhyme goes. If it's yellow let it mellow; if it's brown flush it down. Do you follow this piece of wisdom? How often do you flush?
Toe to toe: metal emery boards vs cardboard
Metal wins cause it's reusable longer and that makes it more green. Share your thoughts.
Sites we like:
updatedallthetime! The the most super best fantastical site ever! I have it set as my home page and visit every hour. OK, so I don't really visit every hour personally, but I set my computer to visit at regular intervals through the day to keep up my once an hour rate.
I cleaned the gunk from between my toes this morning
and it looks kinda gray. Share what color yours is.
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